by Quickmawz September 02, 2022
by 3d0g November 11, 2015
by plungethethumb February 10, 2018
A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
by jon glickman January 08, 2008
the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.
"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"
by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014
Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.
by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013
Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020