Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu

Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

Governor Dewine

A small male with an ego trip
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye

You have a Governor Dewine face and you need to change it

by Pescosolido November 21, 2020

Feeding the governor

A convict term in Cali. Signifies taking a shit.

Hey..cell 211 ?! Can you grab that kite for me?

Hold on homee ! In feeding the governor !

by Gabee74 November 2, 2023

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

Governor of South Korea

You know what? You're right. Thought, I may also be the Front Man.

Hym "You know what? You're right Frannie. Becoming the governor of South Korea could be considered a betrayal of my Japanese brothers and sister. Therefore! I will rule from Japan. I'll ship the Korea women to me."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025