weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

weed the garden by QuacksO November 24, 2022

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

Mr Brown is at the garden gate by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

Retiring to the garden 

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

Retiring to the garden by Flokiko August 4, 2020

pig in the garden 

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

pig in the garden by anonymous November 14, 2020

Petunia in the garden 

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

Petunia in the garden by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

Skunk at the garden party by anonymous February 17, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

Skunk at the garden party by anonymous February 17, 2026