Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything
Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back
by Typical.teenager December 11, 2017
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pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.
Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(
by BallSmelly January 22, 2015
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crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.
girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"
by lectora February 09, 2008
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Crooked Kingdom

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
by AelinsBiggestSimp August 27, 2021
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crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.
damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!
by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008
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crooked letter

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I
by some polak September 04, 2004
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crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.
He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.
by Crook Nick October 16, 2016
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