Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

by JZ5727285 June 07, 2022

Colonial eroticism

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

by TommyIce January 07, 2015

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 17, 2003

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 18, 2005

Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga March 15, 2016