boobs

Instant and pure win.

Those boobs are pure win.

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007

Boobs

Handles during sex when it is Girl-on-Top
Must be held so she does not ride you too hard and fall off the bed.
Fun things to suck on or tease with your mouth in general
Natural pillows on a woman's chest
Lots of fun if you can get some

I couldn't find my pillow so I used _____'s boobs instead, much more comfortable

Good thing I held on to _____'s boobs. She nearly fell of the bed last night.

by PhycoCookie October 16, 2011

Boobs

Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..

Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)

Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?

by I'll Invade Uranus April 23, 2009

Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

by tittylover February 15, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

by Ryntai April 21, 2006