Thanksgiving 

A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.

A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.

Thanksgiving by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving 

You would think Thanksgiving was kill anything that looks like a descendant of an Anglo-Saxon Puritan day for the Indians, but they don't try to get revenge for the past, even when some groups/tribes of Indians became extinct because of these folks.

The Indians know if they said you're welcome on Thanksgiving, they would lose their entire family and their land for it.

Thanksgiving by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Thanksgiving 

A holiday that is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November

Traditional Thanksgiving foods include stuffing, turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, gravy, and mashed potatoes.

Thanksgiving by bluestinger66 December 1, 2022

thanksgiving 

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey

thanksgiving by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

Thanksgiving walk by Teddiplier September 28, 2020