textsing

v. -ing

Sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics.

"Que oooola cata Que oooola omega
and this how we gooon dooo it

won too tree forrr
Uno do trescuatro
I no u wan me

u no I wan chhhaaa
I no u wan me"

Please stop textsinging, it is hurting my ears.

by dj llama February 10, 2010

textsplosion

Sending ridiculously long texts at once. Text explosion. Textsplosion.

Sorry for the textsplosion I just had to tell you about how I repaired my car with only a screwdriver and a paper clip!

Another textsplosion? Not again!!

This girl wont quit it with the textsplosion she thinks I'm her psychiatrist or something

by professorecks April 19, 2015

machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

by c_papav January 14, 2015

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

textsmile

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure

When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

by NickyLags June 4, 2010

texty

Too much text in one area of design.

Krutika, the newsletter looks too texty.

by jussss March 31, 2017

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014