Tessa

Tessa is the most wonderful girl in the world, i'm so happy that she is now mine. Without her i would be nothing. She is absolutely perfect in every single way possible. "When Will I Realize" by Avery Pwky is our song I love her beautiful smile, her breathtakingly gorgeous eyes, her adorable laugh, her amazing personality. Everything about her is amazing. She can put a smile on my face no matter how i feel. I love her more than anything in the world, she is the only person that i can honestly say i would love to be with forever and thats a good thing because we are forever(: I fully trust her with everything. Tessa has my heart and always will, i know it's safe with her and will never be hurt. Tessa baby I love you so so much, your perfect and i'll always be with you<3

Guy: Dude who was that girl you we're with?
Me: Oh that was Tessa(: she's my wonderfully perfect girlfriend<3
TRS

by DeadlyDustin October 1, 2011

Toss a fuck

taws uh fuhk
-verb

1. To casually sleep with - normally a one-time occurrence.

2. To provide sexual intercourse out of pity.

3. The sexual action of a loose individual.

1. Kristen Stewart is a hot piece - I'd toss her a fuck.

2. Herb is such an ugly fucking that I can't even imagine a 2-dollar crack whore would toss him a fuck.

3. She'd toss a fuck to anyone with a functional leg and a pair of needle-nose pliers.

by Jeanette M. January 22, 2009

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020

Tessa

A Tessa is an incredible girl, she is funny, kind, not very smart, and beautiful. Sometimes she can be a little goth but hey, goth girls are cool. She is very loyal and modest, but can be self-conscious. She is pretty shy but if gets to know you, she isn't afraid to tell you when you're wrong.

I wish I had myself a Tessa

by Justsomepersonwhoknowsthings December 30, 2021

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.

You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"

by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

TOSS A SALAD

to lick someone's asshole

'that bitch had her salad tossed'

by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

Toss yourself silly

To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row

Bob: What did you do on saturday?
Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly

by Rob2 March 8, 2005