The first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. The Tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique "riding" experience.
That Tomsula thinks he's hot shit, but but I just knocked up his daughter.. and I have aids. Welcome to the family, bro.
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Is most commonly a guy.
He can very enthusiastic and love achieving new goals.
Very nice and kind however, easily get tricked and betrayed by women.
Cares other people who needs help.
Some people call him “Mesiah”
For marriage, he would be the best man to married to, but you need trust from him.
Sushi, anime, pudding and piano are the things he loves to do.
His family information usually forbidden and kept it very secret.
Having him in group will bring positive energy.
Hirai for life
Is most commonly a guy.
He can very enthusiastic and love achieving new goals.
Very nice and kind however, easily get tricked and betrayed by women.
Cares other people who needs help.
Some people call him “Mesiah”
For marriage, he would be the best man to married to, but you need trust from him.
Sushi, anime, pudding and piano are the things he loves to do.
His family information usually forbidden and kept it very secret.
Having him in group will bring positive energy.
Hirai for life
Tetsuzo loves to visit Osaka city.
Man who won first place in piano competition is Tetsuzo.
During the chess tournament Tetsuzo drank a litter of water to kill time since opponent stopped playing the game.
Tetsuzo loves his family.
Man who won first place in piano competition is Tetsuzo.
During the chess tournament Tetsuzo drank a litter of water to kill time since opponent stopped playing the game.
Tetsuzo loves his family.
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(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
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Whole app or website full of cheap industrial products many cost less than a dollar to production.
You always can see the advertise in short video platform with hysterical talk and exaggerated action complaining why no one buys their item.
Also some people identify it to a counterfeit item platform
Whole app or website full of cheap industrial products many cost less than a dollar to production.
You always can see the advertise in short video platform with hysterical talk and exaggerated action complaining why no one buys their item.
Also some people identify it to a counterfeit item platform
*A man with suit coming to stop a angry woman control the forklift and try to destroy some boxes and say please stop
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"Boss, the price is so cheap, nobody believe it!"
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by Digitaaliset September 8, 2023
Get the Temu mug.(n) That moment in your life when you start letting yourself say "fuck" out loud, accompanying or resulting in a sudden, long-term or permanent increase in overall propensity to swear.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
Typical age at tempus fuckit is between your mid-teens and mid-20s, but it can occur earlier or much later. No specific trigger required, but often follows a recent, persistent increase in the amount of stress in your daily life—learning to drive, experiencing a messy breakup, watching your first group project descend into a death spiral, taking a job in retail, etc. The requisite long-term effect means a tempus fuckit can only be identified well after the fact.
Children parroting someone else's cursing for the first time, without knowing what it means, are NOT having their tempus fuckit. An adult who says "fuck" once in their lives and then goes back to their normal selection of oaths has not had a tempus fuckit. The tempus fuckit is an informed, if not deliberate, decision that becomes a habit.
The tempus fuckit as a rite of passage is rather like your first hangover: a thing to joke or commiserate about, but not something to be proud of.
I think my tempus fuckit happened sometime back when I was teaching myself to code. It's funny because when I was a kid I thought "god" was a dirty word; now, if my rubber ducky were alive, its ears would be bleeding.
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