Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.

Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.

by Hangman May 12, 2019

tedious

annoying because it is long or slow; boring

watching bowls is so tedious; it just goes on and on and on and on and on...............

by nirry April 26, 2008

Teddy Tug-Spin

Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.

DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!

by TeenChallengeVermont September 19, 2016

teddy bear masc

A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs

my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.

by peachthesnake September 21, 2022

sag taddies

sometimes referred to as "nasty titty." extremely unattractive breasts. usually characterized by nipples which point down or sideways. may also have extreme wrinkling or other disturbing qualities. Such characteristics have been known to hide on otherwise regular subjects, frightening the unsuspecting.

she looked ok, but friend said that once the shirt came off it was sag taddies all the way

by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Hot Foot Teddy

The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.

Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 15, 2023