Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

technostalker

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Technolotitis

(definition)

1. The disease of the obsession over technology or the obsession of any modern tech.

He was diagnosed with Technolotitis.

by 📊 March 10, 2019

Technodolt

Someone who is technologically unintelligent or just technophobic.

This Baker is a Technodolt, he made me a cake with an image of my flash drive instead of the image in the flash drive.

by Big_Bollocks February 4, 2009

Technoliterate

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

See also:

The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.

"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH

by nowitsreal March 30, 2011

technology goddess

A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)

“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”

by TiffanyFey March 15, 2018

Forni Technology

When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.

Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!

by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009