Technical Mutton 

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

Technical Mutton by nomam August 9, 2007

Technical Drip 

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

Technical Drip by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

Technical Laryngitis 

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

Technical Laryngitis by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Technical Deep Fry 

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

Technical Deep Fry by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011

Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

Technical Grade Man by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013

technical millionaire 

A person who isn't really a millionare but claims to be.

Did you guys subscribe to Traventure's new bot? It will make you a technical millionaire in no time!

technical millionaire by urbandictionarygenerator June 6, 2018

Technical Knockout 

When a fight is ended by a referee on the grounds of a participant not being able to continue.

KSI won the match against Joe Weller after the referee calling technical knockout.

Technical Knockout by rectified123 July 19, 2018