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teleportation hit

This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.
Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit

all the way back to 9th grade.
by Grell June 17, 2024
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Teleportal

A gateway or access point that allows instant teleportation from one location to another, defying the limitations of space and time. A teleportal serves as the doorway between dimensions, cities, planets, or even realms of existence, making it the ultimate shortcut for those seeking to avoid long journeys or traffic jams.

Teleportals are often depicted in sci-fi and fantasy as shimmering portals, glowing doorways, or wormholes that offer seamless travel across vast distances. They could be found in futuristic cities, hidden in ancient ruins, or even tucked away in the corner of your living room—depending on how advanced your tech is!

Similar terms: wormhole, gateway, portal
"I’m late! I wish I had a teleportal to jump straight to the office."
by streamerd October 6, 2024
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Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
by Whale Butt March 22, 2026
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Teleporting

Teleporting: the act of driving while blackout drunk or high, coming-to in a ditch with your kids in the backseat(often near a church), or in a Waffle House. See also: "shitfaced”, "FEMA's Gregg Phillips"
Greg Phillips to the police - “And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘a Waffle House.’ And: ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said: ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said: “‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real. It was Teleporting. Ask my kids in the back seat

Greg Phillips "Teleporting is no fun ... You know it’s happening, but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. ”

* The Guardian “Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before”
* CNN "Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric"
by Whale Butt March 22, 2026
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Teleporter

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.
Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2025
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teleporty

teleporty (adjective) /ˈtɛlɪˌpɔ rti/ means something teleported to a place then came back
my basketballs went teleporty.
by glamball September 13, 2025
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Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year
Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.
by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016
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