thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

thomas the train

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thomas the train

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

Thomas Crew

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.

Thomas Crew went to the rock concert

by John the great person May 3, 2017

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Thomas Tuchel

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.

Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.

by chelslegend February 19, 2021