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mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.
Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks
by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017
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tattorse

A tattoo of a horse.
"My mom would kill me if she found out I got a tattorse!"
by binageach September 8, 2009
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Jack Tatters

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly
by Duck wontons May 28, 2020
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Tater Juice

Any vodka. Although it's not all made from fermented potatoes, that's how it gained popularity in Europe and Russia as being a cheap way to make alcohol.
Mannaise some tater juice in the kitchen if you need a drink.
by SetTooTall May 9, 2014
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Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010
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tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.
Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!
by sb129 April 15, 2008
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Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.
"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."
by House Vista March 4, 2009
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