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Tards

Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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Tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness
Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.
Democrats are tards!
by keifermail September 22, 2009
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TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.
Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?
by james savik October 30, 2017
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tarded

My girlfriend is tarded
by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008
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Tard

Is what you call a retarded person. Normally used in school to tell others the Special Ed kids are coming
Tard Alert, on your right
Fucking tards ate my lunch
by JavaCares November 14, 2017
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