Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

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Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018

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Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.

Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.

by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019

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Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

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Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.

We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.

by sosweet August 21, 2007

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