salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

salt water taffy by pkhehe August 14, 2010

igloo taffy 

The act of gnawing on a mans testicles while located inside of an igloo in order to stay warm.

“You wouldn’t understand igloo taffy. It’s a bro thing” - Josh

igloo taffy by Igloo taffy July 28, 2021

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

Laffy Taffy Reach Around 

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.

Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.

Laffy Taffy Reach Around by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

Slappy Taffy by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

Back Alley Taffy by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

Banana Taffy 

A woman or women of underwhelming visual appeal.

"How was the club?"

"It was alright, but it was mostly full of Banana Taffy"

Banana Taffy by Uno Jones April 22, 2009