a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
by da Chetster March 02, 2009
by runderhill December 25, 2010
An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.
Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.
by Gordy Frigmahole September 19, 2006
A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.
"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"
by montypark January 23, 2009
The most masculine type of crotch that exists.
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.
The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy
The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense
"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."
"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
"What the hell is mountain dick?"
"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."
"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."
by Chase Cheffe August 04, 2009
GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!
Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
by 104171 March 21, 2019
The act of masturbating onto the back of a female and pulling of your pubes and sticking them to her back, where the cum acts as a glue type substance
by TheSweatyNerd June 30, 2015