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Salvador Dali

A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.
Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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Anderson Silva

A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts fighter who fights in the UFC. He is currently Middle Weight Champion. Silva has also been ranked as the top pound-for-pound by Sherdog (the largest MMA website).

Silva has training in Muay Thai and Brazilian Ju-Jitsu. Silvas Nickname "The Spider" comes from his use of Muay Thai, a martial arts in where there are eight contact points of striking. These contact points include two hands, two elbows, two shins, and two knees, and Silva can be seen using these in his fights.
Anderson Silva is currently Middle Weight Champ, can he ever be beat?
by cchhrriiss. June 17, 2009
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salvatrucho

Soy Salvatrucho homie!
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Silvano

Silvano is a strong and handsome man, it is an Italian name so often it refers to a Italian male who is handsome and charming
Suzie did u see that guy? He's such a silvano!!
by deKat April 10, 2012
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salvadorian american

someone born in the US with Salvadorian descent. Usually live in cities like L.A, Houston, Washington DC, New York,Boston and Miami. Very proud of their descent.
Salvadorian American put El Salvador before the US.
by Latina shorty July 15, 2008
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selvana

The meaning of the name Selvana comes from an Italian culture and a Selvana is very sexy and attracts all the boys and she has very big boobs and a big booty. Selvana is not evil she actually has a lot of friends and she can help you with all the tough times you have.
Ohhhh look it that Selvana she is so big
by Cassidy Clark May 22, 2018
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