Before doing a chick, you fish one of your roommate's used condoms from the trash, turn it inside-out, and put it on. When the chick gets pregnant, you say, "It ain't mine!"
Janice thought I got her pregnant during our one night stand, but it's probably my roommate's because I gave her the ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo.
by Coby Taylor December 27, 2007
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Good for you and is better then soda. It will make all the hair fall off your pussy\dick. Also very. Good for people named ren.
by ZaUrban_Godz June 6, 2018
Get the Switch Juice mug.1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else
3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B
2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!
3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
by Captain Virgil November 3, 2018
Get the dip and switch mug.A country which grew as the cantons-to-be (districts) formed political alliances swearing to help each other defend their territories; thus "Eidgenossenschaft", meaning "oath-community". Soon this motley crew of still independent states set out to conquer more land and eventually become the mighty country known as Switzerland. It should be noted that this procedure resulted in a territory comprising roughly 2x the size of New Jersey but more sinificant to the average Swiss, a territory smaller than Austria or even Bavaria. This fact should not be mentioned mockingly by any visitor to this 70%-alpine country unless he or she is intent on finding out if every male Swiss really does still store his army riffle in the wardrobe.
Switzerland is known for its neutral attitude towards all sorts of events in world history, although it should not be forgotten that it did try to invade Italy in 1515.
Should any two parties choose to start a war, Switzerland will demonstrate its neutrality by selling weapons to both parties.
Switzerland is known for its neutral attitude towards all sorts of events in world history, although it should not be forgotten that it did try to invade Italy in 1515.
Should any two parties choose to start a war, Switzerland will demonstrate its neutrality by selling weapons to both parties.
Switzerland, hero of song and story!
Switzerland, winner of ancient glory!
Fighting for the right, fighting with its might;
With the strength of ten, ordinary lands!
Switzerland, people are safe when in it,
Switzerland, only the evil fear it!
Softness in its eyes, iron in its thighs;
Virtue in its heart, fire in every part of
The Mighty Switzerland!
(probably the inspiration for "the Mighty Hercules")
Switzerland, winner of ancient glory!
Fighting for the right, fighting with its might;
With the strength of ten, ordinary lands!
Switzerland, people are safe when in it,
Switzerland, only the evil fear it!
Softness in its eyes, iron in its thighs;
Virtue in its heart, fire in every part of
The Mighty Switzerland!
(probably the inspiration for "the Mighty Hercules")
by TheMightyPling! January 11, 2012
Get the Switzerland mug.Switchfinger is a delightful game that is best played multiplayer.
1) Stick one finger in mouth.
2) Stick one finger in ass.
3) Say aloud: "One, two, three, SWITCH!"
4) Do so.
1) Stick one finger in mouth.
2) Stick one finger in ass.
3) Say aloud: "One, two, three, SWITCH!"
4) Do so.
by Arakasi October 22, 2008
Get the Switchfinger mug.Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!
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