Swine Flu

A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.
Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu
by the_concious_you _needed May 07, 2009
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Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.
1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."
by AnLiCa September 21, 2009
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Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.
Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.
by Steve Thompkins May 05, 2009
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Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 02, 2009
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Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.
Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.
by Horse Cack October 01, 2009
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Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*
by Mamma Luigi November 08, 2009
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A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.
Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"
by ByThePound September 22, 2009
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