Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee

1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie

by Fargas111 December 5, 2010

snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

by john lickayack April 4, 2009

swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.

I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.

by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

Sapple wapple

A man that prides himself on looking like different characters but is the biggest of cucks, He is well known through many places but most common on discord. He thinks he has ultimate power

I went down the street the other day and I encountered a sapple wapple it was horrible. I came home and turned my computer on and was confronted by another sapple wapple

by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020

Tim Swipples

for a nerd to have sweaty nipples.

"OH MY GOD... i have just been playing world of warcraft and now I have a serious case of Tim Swipples"!!!

by jimmy cass December 10, 2007

bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'

*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"

by rattyonce November 21, 2016

Shapple

1. When the DNA of a sheep is crossed with that of an apple tree. The end result is a shapple, not to be confused with Snapple (a combination of a snail and apple) or sheeple (one who follows a leader blindly)

2. The combination of Shaps and an apple.

1. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in protein, vitamins and apple flavoured wool.

2. I ate a shapple for lunch today. They are rich in Shaps and apple stuff.

by Nicomaya April 10, 2007