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Super Jock

a jock who excels at his chosen sport. He is the one who:
A: Scores the most touchdowns during the high school football season.
B: Is the most valuable player on the senior football team, therefore winning the MVP award at the Athletic Awards Banquet.
C: Is the athletic scholarship winner and goes on to excel in college sports.
D: Eventually wins the Heisman Trophy at the end of his college career, and is therefore one of the most sought after NFL prospects.
E: In the NFL, the Super Jock wins many MVP awards, eventually becoming the Star Player on the team that wins the Superbowl.
F: The Super Jock is eventually inducted into the Football Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the "Great Football Stars."
The Super Jock only got that far by being modest and always putting the team, not themselves, first. They remember the rule "There's no I in TEAM."
"Looks like we're well on our way to winning that Provincial Championship!" Coach Everson predicted.
"All thanks to Andrew the Super Jock!" Connor shouted.
"Thanks to all our combined efforts!" Andrew corrected him, determined not to be the center of attention. "The whole team worked together to win all the games so far! I did not win those games all by myself!"
"That's the sign of a true leader," Coach Everson realized. "You understand that you are part of a great team, but not the only reason the team is great. I'm glad you understand that Andrew! It shows how smart you are!"
"That's just my modesty asserting itself," Andrew tried to explain. He was frustrated that he always managed to be the center of attention. "My modesty keeps me from acting like a typical arrogant jock!"
by Commander Stan July 10, 2006
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Supermonkey

A mind-numbing gay that paralyzes and can potentially cause death.
After seeing Boy George in the Broadway disaster Taboo, I supermonkeyed.
by Bill January 16, 2004
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Supercock

My cock is a supercock
by Supercock man October 27, 2020
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superfickle

adjective describing those who are superficial and fickle, on the surface likely to change their minds.
"When customers are ready to buy, they can be superfickle, changing their mind and choosing a different vendor quickly"
by RumpoleIsDead January 15, 2010
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Superblock

To say "fuck you" to a person immediately prior to blocking him or her on an instant messenger.
Leah: Fuck you.
*Superblocks*
by Leah hates you all August 30, 2008
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Superdick

Black furry with extremy long penis, and that also takes 24-hour Viagra daily
Is it a bird, is it a plane, NOPE! It's a superdick!
by thejakman100 May 11, 2015
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superfuck

Much like reading, often an enjoyment to women, and even more often a agonizing exercise for men.
1. "I got superfucked last night."
"By who?"
"Something that runs off of batteries instead of beer nuts, haha."
by Prez0rz/Prez April 26, 2004
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