subaru dealership

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.

A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."

by Herp N. Derpington March 11, 2011

subperior

Meaning less than superior.

QuickBooks 2003 is subperior to the current version of QuickBooks. (May 13, 2008)

by MatthewMGB May 15, 2008

Subaru

The Subaru is the most lesbian brand of car out there. Subarus are for the gayest of house moms who just want to unknowlingly flex their gae pride. Love. It’s what makes Subaru a Subaru.

*Subaru*

Eva- “That’s one heck of a lesbian car!”

by biggochapo96 July 1, 2019

Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!

That is one nice Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

by klem_box47 March 1, 2021

Subaru Blue

That color made famous by the 2004 and newer Sbaru WRX STI

Guy #1: That Honda is a nice color blue.
Guy #2: Yeah, but it's no Subaru Blue.

by DaveAS January 1, 2007

subprime number

A subprime number is a number which is exactly one less than a prime number. There are an infinite number of subprime numbers, as was indirectly proven by Euclid in the year 300 B.C.E.

1 is a subprime number, because 2 is a prime number, and 2 - 1 = 1. 498 is a subprime number, because 499 is a prime number, and 499 - 1 = 498.

by Lirrad April 13, 2009

ancient submariner

A sexual move similar to the dirty sanchez, however, a bowl of clam chowder is used upon climax.

Last night I met a girl at the bar, then took her home for an ancient submariner.

by Akeah March 20, 2008