stuffed onion

A stuffed onion is a booty so round and tight that it brings tears to your eyes

I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin.

by Ledaml July 7, 2009

Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

stuffed dog

A term used for expressing something to fuck or control.
or maybe just laugh at while your pet dog humps the poor stuffed animal.

Im not your stuffed dog

by supersdurz January 27, 2011

Stuffective

(adj) describing someone or something that is stupid, but at the same time effective.

1) That movie had no plot, but the intense action scenes kept me watching; it was stuffective!

2) The baseball manager is an idiot for attempting to steal third base with no outs; but his stuffective move payed off.

3) Bill Belichick is a stuffective NFL general manager; he drafts horrible players, yet always seems to win football games.

by Buzzard Smoke December 19, 2014

puss stuffer

a guy wit a huge dick

hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that

by rasheeda a.k.a rocky December 14, 2006

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011