stroaping off

masturbating in the shower using soap or shampoo as a lubricant

i was stroaping off in the shower this morning and came all over my wall

by coffeeandporn March 8, 2009

Stroking the Judy

Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality

"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"

by Joel A. Porter January 15, 2010

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

Strogging

The act of feeding you’re desire for eating beef stroganoff after a lengthy meth amphetamine bender

Groggers was strogging hard after 6 days on the crystal pistol

by Zaccula September 20, 2023

Strogging

To console one’s self on the tail end of a week long methamphetamine bender with a hearty meal of stroganoff

Groggers really needed to go Strogging after a big week on the crystal pistol

by Zaccula September 20, 2023