tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

rylan stadler

a man hoe that goes for anything that walks

that guy is such a rylan stadler

by ceriaaaaaa11111 February 24, 2019

rylan stadler

the biggest man hoe ever

wow he’s such a rylan stadler

by ceriaaaaaa11111 February 24, 2019

skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences

Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler

by tiplicker May 10, 2023

spradle

too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)

I was walkin to class with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn't see me peel my sack off my leg.

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007