Dirty Stove

When the male participant wraps the phallus in processed lunch meat products followed by a dirty coffee filter, and inserts the embellished phallus into the female participants "lunchbox".

Dude, she got the dirty stove last night. I can guarantee you that's the last time she goes all buck wild at Nordstroms with the Amex card.

by Fervent Luddite April 4, 2020

Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

stove digger

a man whose pursues relationships with women solely for their cooking.

Henry hung out at chef’s conventions looking for dates, he was a dedicated stove digger.

by pzp December 20, 2017

Stove top

Street name for the drug methamphetamine. It derives from the 1990s when meth was produced in kitchens.

“Hey man, wanna smoke some Stove Top?”

by strawbfairy June 8, 2023

stove pipe

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.

Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!

by B willy November 9, 2006

No time on the Stove

One whomst spend no time on that stove

Jacob spends no time on the stove

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

stove pipe

a sexual position where the girl points her butt in the air and the boy bends his penis straight dow into her vagina or anus.

She was really wild last night, she even let me stove pipe her!

by ActualReverend May 2, 2010