Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.

I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019

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Stonebanger

1. A person who uses or is under the influence of cannabis.

2. A term used to describe a schizophrenic individual experiencing a sporadic or erratic episode, especially when under the influence of cannabis.

"After smoking that potent strain, he was a total stonebanger for the rest of the evening."

"During the incident, he turned into a stonebanger, acting unpredictably and irrationally."

by TonyStone July 21, 2024

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Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.

I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.

by LR05 April 16, 2024

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Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009

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