Stolen

You know what stealing is Meg. You know what lies are Meg.

Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

stolened

When meme gets famous and instead of tagging your friends you wanna show the meme, you download it and send it to each one. Also used on 9GAG when the meme from HOT page gets to fresh.

Person 1: "OMG how is the same meme from hot page in fresh 20 times?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they were totally stolened."

by Shallien July 29, 2018

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

get stolen

When one of your friends steals something of yours without asking.

*Person 1 eating fries*
*Person 2 Steals fry*
Person 2: "Get stolen bitch"

by awesomeale October 24, 2018

Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.

by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Stolen Virtue

Borrowing from Stolen Valour, Stolen Virtue is the behaviour of falsely celebrating yourself as a hero of the culture wars. It's defined by people who seek to attach themselves morally to social change in exchange for virtue medals. Changes that they either previously resisted, or had nothing to do with implementing.

How's that hypocrite Senator from South Australia, eh? She's a lesbian, *and* she voted against same sex marriage when in government, but now she struts around at the Mardi Gras like it was all her bloody idea. That's textbook Stolen Virtue

by PoliBard April 30, 2023