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A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.
That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.
by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013
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stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.
by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008
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Butt Stitches

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018
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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
by Brian Washington October 19, 2006
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Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.
THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
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switcherwoooo

To quit DJing on Turntable.fm and then to promptly join the empty spot at the end of the booth.

Also known as "Pulling a Vuther".

If you are at any spot other than the far left spot, you will skip in line ahead of everyone to your left.
Keeper of the Peace: Pullin that switcherwoooo haha
DJ Wooooo: switcherwoo!
by Cmndo July 24, 2011
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Stitches

A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.
Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches
by Allison4321 November 22, 2009
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