Steven Stone

The Elite Champion from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. However, in the extension, Pokemon Emerald, Wallace replaces him as Champion and instead he's a PedoStalker, who stalks the 10-year old player throughout the entire game.

He's uberly sexy, and I would do anything to get into his pants.

He's got a huge Stone fetish, and appeared in a single episode in the anime (Lance stole his spotlight during the Team Magma & Aqua thingy), but has a major part in the Pokemon Special manga, during the Ruby & Sapphire arc.

Can you believe he actually spent ages in Dewford Cave (in the anime) looking for a FIRE STONE? And Fire Stones can be BOUGHT in Kanto! You're not exactly that bright, are you, Steven? And he can't say he couldn't afford the fire stone, he's filthy rich.

Oh, and in Pokemon Platinum, he used to own the villa that you (the player) get in the Resort Area. Isn't that nice?

He's commonly paired up with:

Wallace (OriginShipping)
Brendan/Ruby (IshiShipping)
May (HoennChampionShipping)
Scott (PedoStalkerShipping - I'm not lying, that's the name)

...and just about any other character and/or Pokemon in the canon.

Fangirl 1: OMFFGGGGG STEVEN STONE IS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ORIGINSHIPPY FTW!!!!!
Fangirl 2: I agree, Steven is uberly sexy. But I'm a HoennChampionShipper
Fangirl 1: NUHUHHHHH, ORIGINSHIPPY KYAAAAAAA
Fangirl 2: k, that's nice

by ValeriaAtWhitby August 22, 2009

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Steve hot

A description of a female whom Steve finds attractive, but then tells his friends that she is hot. The friends proceed to view the female's profile pics on fb and decide that she is less than desirable, and that Steve is an asshat.

Steve: Bro, I met this girl in my class today, she was totally hot

Bro: She was probably Steve hot

by sonoftom October 5, 2010

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Steve will do it

Tell Steve anything and he will do it!

Steve bangs the hottest chicks and drinks like a fucking camel.

His bodies include: Addison Rae, Chantel Jeffries, Your sister, Charlie Damelio and 3 pre-schoolers.

EX 1:

Charlie Damelio: Hey you skinny penis faggot, did you see the nelk video?

Lil huddy: Yes, Steve will do it is so funny. OH MY GOD IM SO GAY

Charlie Damelio: I know your gay and your peen is tiny. I let Steve full send my ass hole. Steve will do it

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

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mcap steve

MineCraft Awesome Parodys (mcap steve) is a YouTuber and a satirical musical artist. His style is making parodies of songs, and remaking the lyrics so they are Minecraft themed. He also makes Minecraft lets plays in a series called Minecraft Hardcore. His voice is like the voice of god’s, if that God sounded like a microphone was up his throat. Widely hailed as one of the greatest lyricists of our generation, he continues to make music with very meaningful lyrics such as “I don’t know what to mine, I’ll mine this anyway.” Despite being swindled out of a Grammy due to academy corruption, this does not stop him– he continues to make new music constantly, to the benefit of the public and the world.

Praise mcap steve!

by not_dover_ben January 6, 2019

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