Steal An Attack Walrus

To do what is awesome over what is right. Usually unrelated to the previous activity. Originates from the webcomic 'Rock, Paper, Cynic', 2009-08-21.

1st Guy: Dude, if you don't go into work today you'll get fired!

2nd Guy: You know what would rock? Blowing up a pile of guitars!

1st Guy: Dude, don't Steal An Attack Walrus...

by Joko-Noko August 22, 2009

stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.

Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.

by senorguitarra September 26, 2011

stealth moose

a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'

When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose

by churdler April 4, 2003

stealing gender

the declaration that one will be officially adopting the gender of another person.

"i really love insert character/persons! they're my favorite celebrity!"

"hey, you know insert character/persons, too? yeah, im an expert in stealing gender -- and they're next in line."

by fairydoir February 19, 2021

steal thunder

(v.) to steal thunder is to take attention away from the person who has brought it to the current place.

The guy who runs the bar next door stole my thunder from the ignoarant tourists with fireworks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Stealth-call

When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

"I don't want to tell Karen I can't make it tonight, so I'll Stealth-call her when she's on her flight and has her phone shut off."

by hbdanny March 18, 2010

stealst

to steal whilst wearing stilts.

He doesn't have to worry about people hiding their things in trees because he'll be straight up stealsting that crap.

When i'm in the mood for a little elevated excitement, i stealst.

by Hellafide August 10, 2010