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Steakstronaut

adj. - An individual who enjoys the finer meats that life has to offer, whether they be the righteous ribeye; the pleasing porterhouse, or the neat New York. A sublime sailor surveying a sea of steak, if you will.

Oftentimes a Steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks
Ron Swanson, the head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, is a world renown Steakstronaut
by FrankJazzbo December 20, 2012
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Steek

Verb
1. to smoke weed and get stoned

Noun
2. a person who smokes weed or is currently stoned

Adjective
3. steeked, a state achieved by getting very stoned
1. Donnor: "Yo can I steek with this chick before we watch a movie?"
Phill: "Let's do it"

2. The Pizza Palace was stormed by three blind steeks upon their sight of the potato, bacon, scallion pizza.

3. Let's get steeked and drunk.
by grizzlypeso January 29, 2017
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How Yufi spells steak.
Yufi loves a steek.
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Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
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