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Haitian Standard Time

About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.

In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!

Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!

Person 1: What?!

Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time

Person 1: Lol!
by Coicou August 1, 2011
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Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
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Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.
Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.
by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008
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saudatu

Is a girl that's funny,kind and so much more. She has a body that will make you dribble ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜someone great to be around. Smart. Successful . Rich . Short. Wealthy ๐Ÿ’ธ you will be lucky to meet a saudatu . Short for SAU.
WOW SHE AS GOT A BACK!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
NO WONDER CAUSE SHE IS SAUDATU๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‹
by Saudatu October 14, 2015
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Ghanaian Standard Time

(alias G.S.T) Ghanaians throwing parties and everyone shows up 1-4 hours after a party has started.
Felicia: "My party started 3 hours ago where's everyone?"
Peter: "You know how Ghanaian Standard Time works!"
by sazzlefrazzle December 13, 2005
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stados

Everything is great, couldn't be better, feel great;
Compliment on a job well done.
Hey, Clancy, stados on your last deal!

The Lakers are stados tonight!
by rainbowofleaves February 14, 2012
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stand-in boyfriend

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend
Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
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