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status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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status quoter

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)
by limegreen January 30, 2004
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Status Fishing

Also called Status Baiting. When the status message a person puts up on Facebook, GChat, AIM, etc., is specifically written in order to get someone to respond to it, whether it be a group of people or a specific person.
Instead of bragging, she decided to go status fishing and intentionally wrote "Best News EVER!!!" as a status so someone would ask her what happened.
by DLE101 February 21, 2010
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Status Lovers

A pair of people who like to say how much they love each other by posting status updates on facebook about each other, and how much they love each other.
Status update from Blank Name: is so madly in love

Status update from Other Name: has never felt this way about anyone

Comment from: Third Party: God you guys are such status lovers
by EYEM MEE March 25, 2009
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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
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Status-gasm

When you have an uncontrollable desire for putting countless numbers of facebook statuses up within a period of 2 -5 minutes. Often referred to as statgasm
Bob: Ah man, I had a huge status-gasm yesterday I posted 40 facebook statuses about nothing pertaining to me at all.

Rob: Dude, get a life.
by The METALLICSTER December 17, 2010
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Status Stealer

Someone who is a copy-cat and steals your Facebook status very soon after you post it.
Tory is such a status stealer. That makes her lame.
by AnnaBanana13 November 17, 2010
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