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spittin static

when someone keeps on talking and talking to you and it becomes really annoying. all you hear is blah blah blah blah or sssssshhhhh like static
Damn, here she comes again. She was spittin static all yesterday.
by C-Hud October 21, 2005
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a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.
"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.
by spice girls suck January 17, 2004
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Static

being extraordinary. inspirational. electrifying. stands out in a crowd. completely misunderstood. has extreme determination. is unable to be labeled. undefined. thrilling. incredible vibe. one of a kind
She's a static girl. That's a static work of art.
by shelbySTATIC March 18, 2009
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Static

A term used to describe a night or event which is beyond lit.

Usage of the word should be reserved for only the most disgustingly crazy nights, nights where the music's banging, the bud is smoking, the beds are rocking and the drinks are flowing.

Static nights also have a more than reasonable girl to boy ratio and shall never be used to describe sausage fests.
Molez: Yo, did you boys go to that mad link up at Seb's last week

Amir: jheeze, don't get me started blud, that night was cray , even Harry was getting brain

Amadi: Dat can't run, no way was Harry getting brain when man wasn't, this party must have been LIT AF

Swaggy P: Lit? Naaah blud, that night was static as fuck

Jackson: Hold tight that party doe, the yats were fire, it can't be beat.
by Sebmeister January 25, 2017
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crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.
by SwishFish July 20, 2004
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Static Reply

An awesome punk rock, garage band in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It consists of five members- Michael, John, Tyler, Steven, and Ross.
They kinda suck sometimes but people love them anyway.
She's Mormon is their best song. They should play it all the time.
They also sound a lot like Blink 182.-
"At the Static Reply concert, did you hear Steve sing in Sweet Mamma Jamma?"
"Yeah! It sounded exactly like the song 'Obvious' by Blink 182!"
by anchorsaway November 4, 2009
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static

those new kicks are static
by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008
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