anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 13, 2020

light starch

White collar/clean hands, derogatory term. Often used in correlation with having soft hands/afraid of hard work.

Steve the engineer never comes down from his office to mingle with the welders. He's light starch.

by DreadPirateCrunch October 14, 2023

take the starch out of

To reduce someone's ego or conceit, to deflate someone

The latest scandal finally took the starch out of him. (example of take the starch out of)

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2012

starch

weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe

Wheres the starch man?

by Phil Dayooper July 11, 2007

statchy

Statutory rape. Sex with a minor. Phrase coined by Crustified Dibbs in the track "Statchy."

She told me she was 18 and now I'm doing a 2-5 bid for statchy.

by crustnuts November 30, 2009

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010