Stapes

Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.

Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"

by i like armpits September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a cock-eyed person.

"Oh my god, Mr O'Dubhlaing is such a stapes."
"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
"Scary shit, man."

by cockeyes September 1, 2009

starless

completely out of it, especially due to intake of drugs or alcohol. from the original meaning, to be lost.

George: "Haha, what happened last night?"
Bill: "Man, that LSD got you fuckin' starless"

by |david| September 9, 2006

Stapes

Irish slang for a depressed, obsessive, psychotic, stalkerish, attention seeking girl.

"See her? She's the girl who was stalking Jamie and Stephen!"
"Oh my God, Chloe? Yeah, that girl is such a Stapes.

by You_Wish_We_Hadnt_Met September 5, 2009

Stopless

Without stop

Without brakes the car was stopless

by Gbone December 14, 2012

staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.

Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*

by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014

stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping

He started to stapler her

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020