Stapledorf

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Staple Tape

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010