A very prestigious university situated in the heart of Silicon Valley. Stanford rocks infinitely more than Harvard or MIT in the humanities, sciences, engineering, and especially life in general. Great exit opportunities, cutting edge research, and first-rate academics are just a few of the benefits at Stanford. It is the most complete university out there, and may very well be the quintessential school for the 21st century.
MIT student: Stanford is easy as hell. Its Computer Science classes cannot compare to our intense 6.170 and its biology classes remind me of home ec.
Stanford student: Pssh...when all is said and done, just know that at the end of the day I will have better grades, better employment opportunities, better connections, and better friends than douchebags like you. You'll have to lie on your resume just to be as employable as me.
Stanford student: Pssh...when all is said and done, just know that at the end of the day I will have better grades, better employment opportunities, better connections, and better friends than douchebags like you. You'll have to lie on your resume just to be as employable as me.
by StanfordFan June 3, 2007
Get the stanford mug.A private university located in California. Stanford is considered one of the United States' best schools, along with Harvard and Yale. Stanford is extremely difficult to enter. It has the lowest acceptance rate of Harvard and Yale.
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Get the Stanford mug.The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect
Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
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The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.
I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
Son: "Hey Dad, can you tell me what Heaven looks like?"
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
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Get the Stanford mug.1. n- a 13 year old dumbass who acts like he is in college.
2. n- rabid fanboy
3. v- "To Stangg": to have a strong desire or urge to rape Tom Brady.
2. n- rabid fanboy
3. v- "To Stangg": to have a strong desire or urge to rape Tom Brady.
1. Stangg is a dumbass.
2. Stangg made ANOTHER hater/Brady worship thread
3. I was high lol and suddenly I just stangged. That Brady poster didn't have a chance.
2. Stangg made ANOTHER hater/Brady worship thread
3. I was high lol and suddenly I just stangged. That Brady poster didn't have a chance.
by gkaiser March 31, 2005
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You might pay a standover man to get some money owed to you instead of going via the police. Perhaps you might order a few broken ribs or a kneecapping as an object lesson to go along with the payment.
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