Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

squidging

to gentle squeeze and play with your girlfriends ears, especially if they are particularly malleable

I brushed her hair back and gave her a good old squidging

by londanuk October 20, 2008

squiblings

The Squiblings are four siblings that are awesome, squishy and fucking odd. They all have completely different personalities individually but when they are together, their in sync amazingness can be mistaken for one almighty being. The Squiblings use their own secret language to communicate feelings that the English language has no words for.

Person A: "Look at those four squishy siblings having the good times over there."

Person B: "I can't understand a thing they are saying."

Person A: "No one ever does or ever will. They are the Squiblings"

Person B: "Ok."

by Floobpoob November 1, 2017