Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.
Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017
When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.
So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you
by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019
When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 25, 2024
by radicalleftistacabblm June 09, 2025
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022
The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"
by TheRealGruffalo October 16, 2022
The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 01, 2023