squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

by Ty Ty D. July 6, 2007

squirrel

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

by Charles Benson July 24, 2007

squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

by Dooostin December 14, 2006

squirrel

the scream of someone who is in the middle of apex durring sex

"ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh SQUIRREL!"

by Dooba! February 4, 2003

squirrel

1: a nazi rodent
2: a nazi rodent my ex girlfriend is training to take over the world
3: something that will eat your strawberries

fucksake it ate my strawberries then it took over my world =(

by Basemaster General October 17, 2003

squirrel

Sonsabitches that smell like nipple wax.

The squirrel jumped slowly over the river.

by Ghouda Man November 22, 2003

squirrel

A male's genetals usually belonging to a great looking guy

Hey girl i see you scamin' on all that squirrel!!

by Tiffiny January 20, 2007