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squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.
'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"
by kt rix June 23, 2007
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squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.
Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!
by JennyGee January 13, 2006
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Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.
Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.
by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010
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squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.
Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!
by Cornslapper April 24, 2018
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Berlin Squirter

When you mix the dirt you find in front of the Führerbunker with some water, drag it into a turkey baster, and then squirt it directly into somebody's vagina in the rare hope that the process will birth the next Adolf Hitler.
"I'm feeling like changing the world tonight. Give me the Berlin Squirter, daddy."
by SentientMalos May 30, 2016
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Fat-squirter

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.
"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."
by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017
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turd squirter

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.
by poopshoota November 14, 2010
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