My boyfriend's penis. First name Squilliam, last name Scrotum. Resembles Squilliam Fancyson's nose from Spongebob, in length and in girth. I would call him Squidward, but Squilliam is obviously better.
"I can't wait to get home and play with Squilliam. Gonna have so much fun! "
"Oh, who's Squilliam!? Did you get a new pet?"
"No. Squilliam is my boyfriend's dick."
"Oh, who's Squilliam!? Did you get a new pet?"
"No. Squilliam is my boyfriend's dick."
by shitilovesquilliam July 14, 2017
Get the Squilliam mug.The Constabulary is arriving propmtly. aka-5.0 bitch. Used in party environments. Originated in Hopewell, VA, courtesy of Bdot and Mike. From Late English, circa 2000. !
1)Run bitch, squaly at the door.
2)E'rybody run, squaly!
3)Squaly on the creep, trying to catch me riding dirrty.
2)E'rybody run, squaly!
3)Squaly on the creep, trying to catch me riding dirrty.
by Brandon 'Bdot' January 21, 2007
Get the Squaly mug.(adj) word used to describe member of opposite sex who has belly ornamentation in excess. More common in women, but is occasionaly seen in men, feel free to question sexual orientation when encountered.
Chuck - "Dude, did you see the rack on that broad? "
Buck - "Nah man, she was all squisy.. i couldn't see anything above that."
Buck - "Nah man, she was all squisy.. i couldn't see anything above that."
by Fantasmo October 13, 2005
Get the squisy mug.When a partner pitches a women's vaginal tissue, but Is also fingering her anus and inserting his penis in her vagina causing her to squiel.
by Darealsoup May 21, 2015
Get the Squilium mug.1. Badass to the triple power.
2. Shittiest shit of the shit. Making you want to vomit yorkie shit all over George Washington's dick.
2. Shittiest shit of the shit. Making you want to vomit yorkie shit all over George Washington's dick.
1. Awwww shiet, dat Mama Mia is sooooo squilly.
2. Cuh, your beer pong skillz are the squilliest i've even seen.
2. Cuh, your beer pong skillz are the squilliest i've even seen.
by Talisha Fonz December 13, 2009
Get the Squilly mug.Noun, an anus that hasn't been properly wiped. Can result from over-powerful farting, severe digestive problems, or laziness.
by Robert Step November 21, 2006
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