Squib

noun
/squib/
Slang for blunt.

“Yo, bro, pass that squib! I’m tryna get HIGH AF tonight!”

by Dr. Kenneth Faulk May 29, 2018

squib

FILCH FROM HARRY POTTER

A NON MAGICAL PERSON BORN TO MAGICAL PARENTS

yo is that the cat-lady, squib, Filch?

I hate squibs

Lucious Malfoy is a squib

I have a fatass like a squib

by mousexualmachinegun January 6, 2023

squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

squib

An insult to somebody to indicate that they are fake or stupid following a swear ford such as: Fucking, Bloody, Mother Fucking ect. Also linked to the term for a sentence to show sarcasm or show something they have said is fake.

Boy1: Jeff im Gay
Boy2: No Barry, your a fucking Squib

by Zack Webb November 24, 2016

Squib

(Sounds like squeeb) Slang for fireworks

Wow look at those squibs

by Livelylife December 16, 2021

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021