alabama squeler

A snitch that gets raped by his very large cell mate in jail.

See that large tyrone looking fucker there. Every night you can hear his alabama squeler go off

by The dirty sage November 4, 2015

squeaker

An annoying thirteen year old, who decides it is not nice to troll him once, when he trolls you hundreds of times.

'That kid Kyl is such a squeaker.'

by KRQ2000 October 22, 2013

Squeaker

A retarded kid using a mic on ps4 that is really annoying and that you should mute instantly

Person 1: Oh God it’s him no no no the squeaker quickly mute him or else
Person 2: What’s a squeak.....
Squeaker: *high pitched voice* WHATS UP NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 2: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Player 427: has left the game
Player 5907: has left the game
Player 816: has left the game

by Ree69UwU*Slurp May 1, 2019

Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

Squeaker

Someone who causes extreme annoyance to others

That squeaker will not be the death of me I tell you.. I'll kick them in the fetus before that happens!

by Zenon April 3, 2003

Squeer

A straight queer. Someone who identifies as both straight and queer, often due to being attracted to the opposite gender only or mostly, but who's friends and/or family and themselves are heavily involved in the queer community, making a large part of their identity queer regardless of their sexual orientation.

Jaimie: What does squeer mean?

Taylor: Oh I'm a squeer! I'm basically straight, but most people I like and hang out with are gay, so I am queer too, even though I'm straight.

Jaimie: Isn't that like an ally?

Taylor: Not really, cause an ally is just someone who accepts the queer community but doesn't actually identify with it. Squeers identify as a part of the queer community, as belonging more with queers than with straights.

Jaimie: Well if you're straight and queer, aren't you just bisexual?

Taylor: No I have a lot of trouble being attracted to my own gender, even if I try. I'm definitly just straight, but when people say I'm not queer or don't belong in the rainbow community, that bother me, cause I am queer. My life surrounds gay people, Pride, rainbow conferences, volunteering with queer organizations, etc. Being queer is part of who I am.

Jaimie: That's so cool! So you're a squeer! Like a straight queer.

Taylor: Yup!

by RightTwoLove June 14, 2010